Chad Tracy, the Washington Nationals’ resident pinch-hit extraordinaire, has a lot to be happy about these days. Not only did he just sign a contract extension that will keep him in D.C. through the 2013 season, but he will also presumably keep his locker, which resides alongside the locker that belongs to the Adonis that is Roger Bernadina.

How does Tracy feel about Bernadina?

“The guy is a Greek god,” Tracy said. “If I had that body, I’d never have clothes on.”

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